April 26,  2004

       i may be a freak of nature.  Either that or there are a whole bunch of women not talking about something.

      Actually, i think i've mentioned this before, but i sometimes wake up in the middle of the female version of a wet-dream.  Meaning i'm having an orgasm.  Which is VERY weird, especially as i'm not touching myself.  

      It happened again this morning.  And i'm finding there is a pattern to it - if i haven't had sex in awhile, then it's more likely to occur.  "Awhile" in my lingo however, sometimes can mean only a few days!  Aren't i supposed to be slowing down yet?  

      Anyway, this morning it was occurring mere minutes before the alarm was to go off.  Suddenly my back was arching and i was waking up from a delicious dream of "doing it" with Himself.  Very strange to have Himself in my head, and lying beside me as well.  In that semi-conscious state of still asleep/sort of awake, it's hard to make sense of what's happening.

      Then i realized what had just happened and wondered if He had figured it out - as He was awake.  So i lay there for a few more minutes, shedding the sleep cobwebs - and then snuggled close to Him.

      And started making a few suggestive noises.  He of course valiantly made noises back about how it would make me late and then i'd be panicking that i was running behind.  To which i reminded Him that me running behind would be nothing new.  (i really struggle to get out of the house in the morning ... mostly because i hate leaving so early.)  He chuckled at that revelation.  

      Then i told Him we might as well - since i'd already been having fun.  (not exact words - but the general idea.)  This then led into a very surprised huh?, from Him ... and the demand to know who i was "doing it" with!  i protested loudly that it was Him ... in fact i still remember the dream quite clearly, hours later as i write this, and it was definitely His yummy hard body running up and down and over and around all my bits.  Very aggressively.

       He decided to show me 'real'.  

       i was late getting out of the house.  

       Perfect.  

PS - another new journal in the Bloodstone ring!  Woohoo!

                           

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