April 13,  2002

       Don't mix wine with video cameras.  Uh uh.  It's not a good idea - especially if you go exploring paltalk and find a room with people in various states of dress.  Or undress, depending on your perspective.

      i dragged my butt home from work yesterday at yet again another ungawdly hour.  All i wanted to do was put my feet up and have a glass of wine.  Relax.  Himself was still working, and in fact continued to do so until close to 9 - so the wine had a good chance of flowing through my veins before i got any food into me.  By the time we got to the dinner table we had managed to kill the bottle.  Nothing to do but open another one!  It was one of the bottles we had intended to put away for a few years - i should really take them down to the basement right away, since the out of sight, out of mind theory works much better.  But what a great wine it was!  And at least we managed to sip it - making it last until nearly midnight.

     Still.  Two bottles disappeared.  Which basically means we had a bottle each.  Which also means a lot of my inhibitions were pretty loose by the time we hit the chat rooms.  And hey, all those other girls were doing close-ups of their breasts.  i figured i needed to do that too!  

     Himself of course, was not at all opposed to the idea.  He's definitely got exhibitionistic tendencies.  So off went my shirt and on went the camera.  Some nimrod in the room made a snide comment that i should consider bra support.  Figures.  Takes getting me drunk to do these things and still i get somebody beating up on my morale.  Sheesh.  But then  a few more women with much bigger breasts than mine showed up - and they were even saggier (is that a word?) than me.  And younger.  So i didn't feel quite so bad.

     Problem was those same women decided to do the 'tootie' shots as well.  All of a sudden we were seeing female genitalia and their fingers, doing rather errr.. interesting... things.  Blame it on the wine, but suddenly i had the urge to try the same "thing."

     Himself didn't argue.  In fact He couldn't get the camera positioned and my nightgown hiked up fast enough!  Heh.  A close up of the shadoe bits is pretty weird.  The shadoe bits getting massaged by a large brown hand is kind of cool to watch.  And then the shadoe bits got a little bit of help from shadoe herself while the brown hand busied itself poking around inside the shadoe! 

     Good lord.  We masturbated me in front of a bunch of strangers watching from their virtual chatroom.  What was i thinking?  Not much during the climax. (heehee).  i think the 'audience' enjoyed it.  

     Believe it or not i made sure my stomach was safely covered during all of this.

     So i recovered.  Then i decided to reciprocate the favour.  i leaned over and started undoing Himself's belt.  i think He was surprised at first, but it didn't take Him long in shedding His pants and letting me at His 'bits'.  Yummy.  i insisted on pulling the camera closer.  i wanted to see His penis being held in my hand, on that camera!  It was very cool.  And He tasted wonderful.  The 'audience' was having a blast.  

     Good lord again.  i gave Himself a blow job in front of a bunch of strangers watching from a virtual chatroom.  What was i thinking?

     We made our way (lurched?) into bed, and He fastened the cuff on my wrist.   3.5 seconds later, we were sound asleep - happy as two teenagers in the back seat of the car.  

     Who said getting old ain't fun?  

                

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